I know it’s a few days late but I had to warm myself up to this review, due to previous week’s top 10 I prepared for the worst. So, let’s see what’s cracking in the charts this week.
1. Chris Brown – Turn Up The Music
Despite Brown’s past, he is a very talented guy, however, this song is pretty standard (like most pop songs), ‘four on the floor’, boring backing music and very repetitive. Don’t really know what else to say about it except it’s nothing special and definitely not a new sound. To be fair Brown is a pretty good singer and an awesome dancer.
A very generous rating of:
6/10
2. Sean Paul – She Doesn’t Mind
Erm… NOT A FAN! Very boring and dull song how this made number 2, for 2 weeks running and over 40 Million YouTube hits is unbelievable, so well done to Sean Paul because quite frankly this should never have happened and better not happen again! Then again, I’ve never really liked Sean Paul but that’s just me. Just to reinforce the comment last week about his head, it is the true definition of a meat head.
1/10
3. Nicki Minaj – Starships
Throw your mother fucking hands up! Wow I actually quite like this song, pretty catchy in every department (except drums, but only I care about that). Just makes me think of Ibiza or somewhere like that. The guitar at the beginning is actually pretty decent sounding, her voice is a bit weird but that’s standard Minaj so get over it. It’s not musically challenging, although I think it does the job.
7/10
4. Katy Perry – Part Of Me
As stated last week, definitely not Perry’s catchiest tune to date, but it’s alright. Everything that needed to be said about this song was said last week. Just one last point, to be honest, I don’t really like it, it’s what I call a ‘Nothing Song’: nothing stands out. No worries though, Katy Perry is awesome, and hope her next hit is more exciting and we get to see a little more of her than we did in this video… If you catch my drift.
5/10
5. Gotye feat. Kimbra – Somebody That I Used To Know
This song is good! I don’t know why guy number 1 doesn’t like it. It has a Xylophone for god sake! No songs these days use Xylophones (that I’m aware of)! I first heard this song off Mark Hoppus from Blink-182’s Facebook page. I was oblivious to how popular the song was. It’s a nice change from the same old shit in the chart, and it’s an extremely catchy chorus. I believe this song will still be around in years to come, unlike anything else in the chart which will be long forgotten by Christmas.
Buy this song!
8/10
6. Plan B – iLL Manors
Good song. Dark strings start the song and a pretty beefy drum track continuing throughout. Not sure if he’s trying to make you feel sorry for the people in council houses/slums, but the song goes on about mugging people and rioting, I think there must be an underlying political meaning. Despite this, it is a sick tune and I would definitely purchase it, Plan B is a sick singer/songwriter and the best thing about him is he’s British and from London, hope this song is higher up next week.
7/10
7. Flo Rida feat. Sia – Wild Ones
All I have to say is… Fuck off Flo Rida, you’re boring mate. Been in the top 10 for way too long.
1/10
If your music taste is that bad here is the iTunes link anyway.
8. David Guetta feat Sia – Titanium
This song is better than Wild Ones but still boring and just not a good song. I feel sorry Sia, she’s got a great voice but featuring in terrible tracks. Well, I’m not too sorry for her, she is in the top 10 twice after all. Like Flo Rida, David Guetta is getting boring.
4/10
9. Labrinth – Last Time
Did anyone see Labrinth perform ‘Earthquake’ on The Jonathan Ross Show? It was pretty awesome! Thank god he didn’t perform this terrible song. I don’t like it, would never chose to listen to it and hope it drops out the charts a.s.a.p.
2/10
10. Emeli Sandé – Next To Me
Well at least we finish on a good note. Great tune, another different song from the rest with no synths and auto-tune this time: this is true music. A must have song. I don’t have it yet but I’ll get it now.
7/10
Overall Verdict: I think it’s better than the past 2 weeks, however still not too impressive. Well lets hope there’s even more improvement next week.